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Smile of the day
Tomato g.arden
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato g.arden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincenzo,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato g.arden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a g.arden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the g.arden for me.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, I'd do anything for you Papa, except dig up that g.arden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
The same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie

 

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Keep going... ( FROM: bnk@option.org )

Dear ...........

 

Sometimes people personalize their gratitude on one person or one teacher. However, many senior staff teachers teach The Son-Rise Program New Frontiers and Rose's transformation is a testament to the quality and expertise of all our facilitators and the entire staff that makes these kinds of experiences possible week after week. Thank you everyone for helping us to "keep going."

 

Love,

 

Barry (Bears) Neil Kaufman
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Autism Treatment Center of AmericaTM, Home of The Son-Rise Program®
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"I want to say a big thank you for changing my life in 5 days.

 

I never thought anyone would be able to help me overcome my difficulties until I came to The Son-Rise Program New Frontiers. I was completely lost, unhappy and frustrated about everything in my life. It was a lifesaver. I am now a very happy person with a lot of love and I have let go of my past. My children are happier than before. I wake up happy every morning without a worry, ready to face life's situation.

 

Wow! Wow! Wow! Thank you.

 

I have listened to most of your CDs and find that I always gain knowledge from them. I have become open-minded about life.

 

I listen to the CDs nearly every day to keep me going when life gets challenging. I take it as an opportunity to learn something from the challenge. So Bears, thank you for helping me to give myself a happy life. I now know happiness is my own choice.

 

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Rose"

 

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How You Can Help Japan Earthquake and Tsunami Victims - Prayer Vigil ( FROM: news@lightparty.com )

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Dearest Friend -
 
We are all aware of the traumatic events that have come from Japan and the millions of people who are sending love and prayers to those in need in Japan. Are these prayers working? It is too soon to tell, but it certainly is a global movement worth noticing. I'm sure you have already received several e-mails about this, as have I. The fact is, the radiation coming from the nuclear plants threaten the people, the animals, the food and water supply in Japan, the Eastern Coast of Asia, the West Coast of the US, as well as the sea life in the Pacific Ocean.
 
To aid in healing and cleaning up this cataclysmic event, we've been approached by master ascetic and healer, Kathryn Keeton, who has been leading group vigils each week since the events in Japan, to bring this message to you. She now invites you to participate with her and the tens of thousands of others in this effort.
 
Please visit MEHF.org to receive this Vigil
 
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Kathryn is a spiritual teacher, spiritual healer and earth healer working with the Masters for over 22 years.  Her powerful work, assisted by the consciousness of the Masters and her students, acts as a catalyst for a quickened, yet stable and grounded, Spiritual Awakening for everyone who connects to her healing matrix.  Each week since the tragic events at Japan, she has held vigil groups around the country, where people gather and follow a simple 5-step process that, according to their wills:
 
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How To Annoy Your Co-Workers

 

1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
2) Find out where your boss shops and b.uy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you.
3) Make up nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them only by these names. 'That's a good point, Sparky.' 'No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha.'
4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.'
5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.
6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive. Call everyone Madge.
7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee, a printout, or whatever, slap yourself at random the whole way.
8) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
9) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask him or her if they want fries with that.
10) Send e-mail back and forth to yourself, engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
11) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.
12) Put your trash can on your desk. Label it 'IN'.
13) Develope an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
14) Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza, donuts, or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach, and say, 'Oh you've got to be faster than that.'
15) Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

 

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Everyday Miracles...

From Barry (Bears) Neil Kaufman, Co-Founder of the Autism Treatment Center of America

Dear ….,
I'm delighted to share with you two stories that I'd like to title "Everyday Miracles." Because what you will read below (which I hope inspires you) are the kind of life events we witness here every day as a result of what is taught during programs at The Option Institute and Autism Treatment Center of America, home of The Son-Rise Program. Because miracles can be explained as something we don't anticipate being readily able to do ourselves - but...actually, we all can.
The message: rather than believe in what is or what was, believe in what we want. The future is never a prisoner of the past. Victoria and Kathleen are champions of that principle. Thanks for all your love and support.
Love and gratitude,
Barry (Bears) Neil Kaufman
Co-Founder
The Option Institute & Autism Treatment Center of America, Home of The Son-Rise Program®

"Hi Bears,
I just wanted to take the opportunity to say a huge THANK YOU!!!!
In 2000, I attended The Son-Rise Program as the desperate mum of a severely autistic, non-verbal 5 year old. Now, 11 years on, I'm the equally desperate mum of a strapping, cheeky, 15 year old know-it-all who is frustratingly independent and too intelligent for his own good! :) He believes soap to be an evil beyond words and thinks I'm the most embarrassing person on the planet! Fortunately, he is also a kind, loving, helpful, well-mannered and polite big bucket of joy who fills me with pride, is idolized by his little sister, popular with his army of friends and he always brightens everyone's day with his quick wit and loving nature.
What would have become of my wonderful son had I not attended your program doesn't bear thinking about, and so, again...
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!"
- Victoria W., Homemaker, United Kingdom
________________________________________
"Dear Bears,
Please keep me on your mailing list. Out of the thousands of emails I get, YOURS are the go-to first ones I read. I love The Option Institute and all that I have learned. I attended the Mentor Certification program in 2010 and took off the sign S_T_U_P_I_D ! Thank you so much for all your love. I am now taking beginning Algebra and have gotten all A's. You can tell Clyde that I got my 1st 100 on a test ever. All because I dropped the belief that I'm stupid. No more anxiety over what I have yet to master. I am now curious and excited about attending class and what I can learn next. I am on a journey to become a nurse...one that I have put off for 20 years - all because I held this old belief. I now know after challenging myself and allowing others to love and guide me through Mentor Certification that I can do anything I WANT!!!!! I'd recommend taking Mentor Certification program for all that you can learn about yourself. I had to love myself first and the rest is just this amazing journey of increasing that love outward. Thank you.
Lots of love,
Kathleen B., Mental Health Aide, Connecticut"